dolphins are so smooth that if you put the nose of one in your mouth and swallowed, the whole thing’d slide entirely into you, filling any internal cavities
im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast
please for the love of GOD stay safe
did you just tell yourself to stay safe
Self care
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I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
